Future Feli Lympians

Art Gallery Jan(itor): Where is everyone? Van Gogh: Dunno. Jan: Artists don't use many words.
How about you? Leonardo: Ditto. Jan: Well, now my cleaning's finished. So I quitto.

Feli Lympics Opening Ceremony

Fs: Too bad Frio the dog ran in front of the cyclists today Pb: Yes, Flaxlawna should have
kept it on a lead I: Hang on, I'm on the phone to her now. What's that? She says it wasn't
Frio, but  Mrs. Primsunday's dog that a Lord Slimly was looking for Pb: Hmmm weird! I
wonder how Bootsie and Posy are getting on in those Wenlock and Mandeville suits
Fs: Yes, I haven't seen them all day. I watched the Sand Spacehopping, the Outdoor Darts,
and the Horse Taming. No site of them at all! 

Olympic Popcorn

W: Flame looked like the afterburners on my ship Pp: Still, best bit was Flaxlawna. Who'd
have thout she'd have lit the flame W; Yeah, she probably got there down to her riding
exploits Pp: Nominated by Kate Middleton, no doubt W: I wasn't available. Spaceships
aren't in the Olympics. 

Feli Lympics (6)

Old Sport Cycling
New Sport Icicling  Cyclists set off in any direction they like in a race to find
an icicle. The first to do so wins. No piggy backs.

Feli Lympics (5)

Flaxlawna's looking forward to seeing David Walliams lite the Olympic flame.

Feli Lympics (4)

Bootsie and Posy are trying on their new suits for the first time.

Feli Lympics (3)

Old Sport Clay Pigeon Shooting
New Sport Trash Laptop Rebooting   The aim of the sport is for competitors to run up
the Trash hill and bring as many computers back to life in the allotted hour.

Feli Lympics (2)

Old Sport Badminton
New Sport Goodminton  The object of the game is to measure how hi a shuttlecock
can be hit and still land 'in'. A best attempt per rally sport, preferably played outdoors
on a tennis court.

Feli Lympics (1)

Old Sport Athletics
New Sport Gaffletics In each race the person making the false start each time
goes thru to the next round until one is left who is eliminated and so on.                         
                                                    

Technological Tiddlywinks

Fs: Looks like Germany won this game Frio:                        Fs: Gone to sleep? Hey, Flaxy
where d'you come from? Fx: The ball at Lady Mishap's place. Only I wasn't having one
Frio:                             Fx: Oh, that reminds me, the dogs wanted back home Fs: Well, its
good news then if you're flying him home. He already seems heavily sedated. Fx: O.K. I'll
do that and you carry on watching your Olympics Fs: Yes, next its the hundred meters UNDER
hurdles Fx: Sounds more dangeros.

Tracing Caper

Frio: Hmeeeeee Fs: Yes, who else would it be? Frio: Woof yap woof yap woof yap
Fs: Oh, trying out a song? I'll have to introduce you to Posy Frio: Hrrrerrr yap
Frio: Mixed feelings eh? I can see what you mean. Her blog is kinda a mishmash.
Wonder how Flaxyflax is getting on in Royal Berkshire? Guess I'd better wash the
dog dishes before she gets back. Frio: Hyimm yimm yimm Fs: O you've licked
them clean again. I'll do them tomorrow.

Armageddon Comet

Fs: Its lonely with me and a dog in an art gallery Frio: Phewwww Phewwwww Fs: Yeah,
you sleep....like the rest of the planet.....Whatever happens the future will be crayoned in....
and like crayons it can't be rubbed out. Frio: Herrr woof Fs: Yer, that's rite.

Feli City Bus Station

Frio; Woof, woof, woof, woof woof Fs: Yeah, nothing changes Frio: Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap
Fs: What? This Doreen The Dogwalker Documentary on BigPig T.V? Frio: Woof woof Fs: Yeah,
does look like you doesn't it Frio: Rrrrrr woof! Fs: O the dog on here just got abducted by aliens. 

Snow On The Fence Post

Frio: Woof, woof Fs: You will have to learn another language Frio: Bruuuuaaaarrrrr Fs: Is that
French? Let me get my phrase book. If only Posy was here. She's the linguist Frio: Woof, woof
whhhaaarrrr Fs: Or maybe I should call Doreen the Dogwalker now Frio: Heeyhhhooooo
Fs: That's better. Good dog. 

Blood Of The Robot

Fs: Don't know where everyone's gone Frio The Dog: Woof, woof Fs: Exactly! Feels like
you're talking to yourself Frio The Dog: Woof Fs: Yes, you're conversation's a bit limited
I see Frio The Dog: Woof, woof,woof Fs: You're very talkative I'll give you that. What
d'you think of the picture Frio The Dog: Growwwlll! Fs: Yes, not one of my best. Good
you're expanding your vocabulary tho.  

Romantic Poet

Fx: Posy writes poetry Fs: Now she's dabbling in songs Pb: As long as she's not singing dabbles
Fx: No that would be a dolphin Fs: Dolphins? Don't they squeak? Fx: O.K. Duck-billed platypus
......probably Pb: What are we talking about anyway?

Drapes Of Mercury

Fs: Been there Pb: Seen it W: Got the t-shirt Fx: Realy? W: In our branch of Next