Monday, 30 April 2012

Shooting Star

Pp: Felice was a shooting star once W: And then she dropped right down to earth Pp: I know. By
staying up in space W: She couldn't take too much close inspection in the earthling world Pp: She was
too out there W: She wouldn't stand more than five minutes in the real world Pp: I know Pb: But isn't
'out there' the real world? Pp: Oh, yeah.

Sunday, 29 April 2012

Stainedglass String

I: I like licorice. That's kind of stringy. Pb: Yes, even moreso than string. I: String isn't more licoricey tho. Fx: I know. Its strangely deficient. Hop: I think its stringing us all along.

Friday, 27 April 2012

Feli's Fingers

Fx: Its strange having only four fingers  Pp: Well, you've only four, on one hand that is Fx: No, I
mean, how does Felice do her art without having thumbs? Pp: She would have been the new Da Vinci
if she had I'm sure. But now it doesn't matter. Fx: Why? Because she's given up on fame and recognition? Pp: No, I mean because now she uses Paint Box and Movie Maker  

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Illumination Block

I: This is bubbly to chew on to give you bright ideas Pb: When Fellie eats this her tummy lites up like
a litehouse Fx: I was never allowed chewing gum Blancmanchy: You've got a load to catch up on then
Hol: You'll be blowing bubbles like the planets in outer space Fx: I was actually planning never to start
I: Yeah, you're right, Earthling's can never really handle the alien strange gum Fx: Its not that really,
I just don't like to start something I probably can't finish I: If we made gum that good we probably
wouldn't sell more than one bar to anyone else.  

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Feli's Rug

Trifflafter: Felice's really funny going about in her rug all the time Twilate-Echo: Really funny
Perpurperpur: I haven't seen this on sale in Argos yet Cherrybam: Its an original Blancmanchy: As in
a masterpiece? Cherrybam: I wouldn't go that far Fs: Has anyone seen my space blanket? Trifflafter: We
just published it on the internet Fs: Oh, its O.K. I'll download it.

Monday, 23 April 2012

Icestars

I: They guide my way at night Hop: You mean in Space? Its always night, even in the day I: The sun's
always out, but it doesn't seem to be enough Sz: The sun's a star. An ice star Pf: Its getting colder
Blancmanchy: Like our pizzas, by the time we serve them Hol: Pizzas are like planets Mixy-Axis: They're like flying saucers when they're hot and come out the oven I: I've never been to your shop yet
Blancmanchy: Not missing much Mixy-Axis: Yes, why d'you think we hang out here? I: I dunno...Oh, that was a rhetorical question....why do I always have to answer every rhetorical question? Blancmanchy: Is that a rhetorical question?

Diamondstar

Pb: Stars are within stars Fs: And moons within moonbars Fx: Art is within the artist Fs: Well, that's
good then cos I drew this Pb: Its not one of your very best Fs: I was experimenting with a new stencil
making machine Fx: Its very pretty Fs: I hope its pretty good Pb: Its a good job Fx: The art work?
Pb: No, its a good job she's confident Fx: I know, the art world is quite indelicate these days Fs: I find
it hard not to be old fashioned, being over 300 years old Fx: Some of the great paintings tho are that
old Pb: By the great masters? They were looking over Felice's shoulders while she was crayoning in
her crayoning book Fs: I still haven't had the compensation for having my waterlilies copied. Fx: Those
aren't three hundred years old Fs: Oh, don't get me started on that smiling woman.

Sunday, 22 April 2012

Sherbert Diamonds

I: I haven't had these for ages Hop: They're like strong hundreds and thousands W: Floating round in
space like excuse-me-asteroids Fs: Yes, asteroids that we have to avoid. Hol: I think they look like
fishes Sz: Glowing in the deep with electricity Blancmanchy: I wonder where they get their plugs
to plug in down there Pf: I don't know, ask the electric eel I: The deep ocean is like space indeed
Fs: Except its not full of little aliens W: Oh, I don't know, some of those blubber fish are pretty alien
Hol: Pretty? W: Not always in the way you think.

Camera Developer

Fx: I hate having my photo taken Pf: Aren't you photogenic? Fx: Its not that, I always want to be the one
taking the photo, I've quite an artistic eye Hol: I shake too much, my artistic eye's got double vision
Cherrybam: I shake too much and get double vision but I have just had too much to drink when that
happens.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

Letters/Scrolls

Pp: Felice is a great letter writer Fx: Oh, I didn't know Pp: But not a great letter sender Fx: Oh?
Pp: She has no-one to send to Fx: I expect now she email's Pp: etmail's Fx: Oh, sorry, of course
Pp: Does the left top corner of this picture make your eyes go funny? Fx: Rather Pp: Come on,
then, lets go.

Cold Gold

Blancmanchy: Gold is old Yaryar: But its never cold Twilate-Echo: Hot hot hot Iffafliff: Except
when its hot to handle Fx: Daddy's gold was taken once Mixy-Axis: Did you catch the cuprit? I
do hope they were severely punished Fx: Not really, the cuprit was me. I borrowed my dead mummy's
earrings Mixy-Axis: Did they suit you? I do hope you were severely ravished Fx: I think they said I
was ravishing, the police that is. 

Animation Wall

Fs: Sometimes, I don't feel at all animated. Bf: That's unfortunate, you being a cartoon. Fs: I know.
Do you think when I'm down and dull I don't exist? Bf: You do, but like a painting done that way
you're not looked at and ignored Cherrybam: I ignore all paintings most the time Yaryar: Why's
that? Cherrybam: They never seem to speak to me. Yaryar: What paintings say to me is, I can't
afford them.

Friday, 20 April 2012

Feli City Unscrolled

Fx: Never believe there aren't other worlds Fs: Yes, the film E.T. was based on real events I: Your
great grand relative wasn't it? Fs: Indeed..I couldn't do the movie myself as I was making my jigsaw
puzzle at the time Fx: That was rotten luck. Its quite beastly when more important things get in the
way of things one wants to do Fs: Yes, and sometimes two want to do them too. I: Whitebootsi
been losing your last jigsaw piece again? Fs: Accidentaly, yes. She doesn't know its the last piece
until I can't find it at the end.

Lightning Bolt

Hop: I'm bolt out of there when lightning comes. Hol; I'm not, I'm under the table Bb: I work with
lightning. I drive my spaceships by them Fx; I find frightening lightning quite unsightly, plus it
scares my horse. Blancmanchy(Bl): I'm just scared to say I'm scared by it Yaryar: Yar.

Angel With A Rainbow

Pp: Rainbows are fleeting Fs: Like the snow when its sleeting Fx: Or friendship after meeting Pp:
Hopefuly now you've got better friends Fx: Its what I left earth for Fs: I can see the rainbows already.

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Felt Tippy

Pb: Its one of Felice's expedoodles Cherrybam: She never knows what she's going to draw Mixy-Axis:
Often she doesn't know what she has drawn when she's finished it Perpurperpur: I don't think that she
ever sees anything she draws as finished Pb: Is anyone going to agree with anyone else?!

The Other House

Fx: My home looks like it should be haunted, being a country house W: Yes, not very much haunted by
you of late Fx: Yes, you have a ghost of a chance to see me there now Pp: Really, the memories of it
must be quite haunting Fx: The spectre of not going back is, yes.

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Harlequin Window

Trifflafter: Is pink a color, if its not part of the rainbow? Flaxlawna: Some girls think its the only color.
Sulty Zalty: It was named after the flowers called pinks Pepperfan: Yes, thank you, Wikipedia. 

Buenos Airies

Perpurperpur: Never seen carnival Cherrybam; Me, I've only seen caravan Flaxlawna: Reminds me of
rockets we fire off every year Yaryar: Rather Iffafliff: When you're celebrating something? Flaxlawna: I
don't know. There's a celebration every week these days. Daddy just seems to want to blow up money.
Blancmanchy: Well I'll be blowed.

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Swapsy Stickers

Flaxlawna: I was so posh I was collecting ballet stickers Yaryar: We had famous aliens. Speed of
spaceship was one category. Another one was age. Felice beat everyone at that. Flaxlawna ; Did you
get pink chewing gum with them? Yaryar: Space bubbly? Yes. Was floating around in space for ages
after blowing some of that.

Color Television

Candytuft: I remember black and white Cherrybam: Or white and black Flaxlawna: We were first to have color. We needed it to watch Trooping the color. Iffafliff: First thing I watched in color was the
moon Sulty Zalty: Good use of color, that Mixy-Axis: One day they'll invent television that invents new
colors Sulty Zalty: What colors Mixy-Axis:Don't know, haven't seen them yet.

Monday, 16 April 2012

Shop This Door

I: Have you seen that new blog next door? Pf: What, Ilef City? I: No, I was thinking of Elfi City Fx: I don't see much hope for either of them Pp: What with no-one coming, no Hol: Still, they'll have an easier life having no customers W: They'll never be Feli City Sz: They say they're not trying to be Pf: Though they sound the same Fx: They'll have a deal of a time surviving Pf: Think you said that already.
Fx: I know, I was giving an update.

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Space Kitkat

Hop: I can never get these wrappers smoothed out without crumpling Sz: They design them that way so
there's only room for improvement Fs: Yes, they don't want to peak too soon by making the perfect chocolate Pf: They're perfecting the art of expectation W: Yes, by keeping folk wanting.Pp: Yes, wanting more. Hol: I once had a bar that was wanting in chocolate I: Did it disappoint? Hol: No, it
meant it was cheap.

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Electricice

W: Cold can be hot Pp: Yes, it can really burn Bf: Whilst hot is never cold Bb: No, it never returns the favor W: I like ice in my drinks Pp: But not drink in my ice W: I know its plain vanilla for you Pp: Sometimes I go mad and have it in a cornet tho W: Bonkers!

Felicien Galaxy

Pb: Its my second favorite galaxy Pf: Only second? Pb: Yes, behind the chocolate bar. Fx: Do they make them in outer space? Pb: Yes, we're the great copiers. Only we copy Aero's and then we find
the greater gravity flattens the bubbles out Fx: To make galaxy? Pf: Well, a version of, but don't tell
Peach Sz: Yes, added to the greater density in our universe there's also those dense enough to believe it
Fx: Peach isn't dense Pf: I know, she's a bionic-chronic-chocoholic Sz: A b.c.c. Fx: Wow, Space really
is bizarre Pf: Now that's a good name for a new bar.

Rainbow Chess

Hol: This is Felice's new game, isn't it? Pb: It certainly is. She plays it for a full five minutes at a time.
Hol: Doesn't she like to play for longer? Pb: She does, but Whitebootsi beats her that quickly all the time.

Friday, 13 April 2012

The Silver Chair by C.S. Lewis

Fx: This is my favorite book. Pb: I've heard of that. Puddleglum and all that. W: My favorite book is my Spaceship manual. Bb: Yes, the index is all the nuts and bolts of space travel Fx: There's a lot of space to travel thru like there wass in the Underworld beneath Narnia. It should be the next film they make.
Hol: Do you think it'll be available on Space DVD? Fx: I don't know. Sometimes its even sold out at your local store. 

Thursday, 12 April 2012

Angry Little Alien

Fs: How angry did I look? Pb: I did wake you up tho Pp: You had been sleeping for half an hour I: Some aliens need the full hour tho W: In her case, E.T. stands for Eternaly Tired.

temptimeturn

Bb: You can never have enough gold Bf: Someone's got all mine then Hol: I like the gold of the sun, even tho I can never look at it Hop: Its like forbidden Pb: Plus it makes you blind Hol: If gold wasn't
the color gold d'you think it would be worth so much? W: Not much, no. Fx: If it was green tho it
would be called green Pp: Green is priceless tho, think of all nature. Sz: Priceless is worth more, but
it can't be sold Pf: I know, gold gets the money Sz: Thank you...for once.

Turtaturquoquosh

I: Art is trying to sell something that no-one wants to buy Fx: Until you put a million pound price tag on it and then there's a stampede to get hold of it. Fs: I heard a wheelbarrow of one pennies was sold for 40 million dollars last week Sz: I don't know about the exchange rates but that can't be a good deal Pf: I expect its an investment for the future so long as the copper doesn't rust Sz: You're always contradicting me Pf: What can I say? I have a great art for it. 

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Speckledone Cornerdot

Fadeyfog Chockcheckermade


Pp: I once had owned a dog W: Or the dog owned you Pp: You're right, it gave me a deal of a spinaround Fx: Til you were faint and flakey? My horse does that to me Hop: We shouldn't be
ruled by our pets W: I know, that's my pet hate Sz: Mine's having pets at all. They're all so messy.
They have all my manuscripts mixed up in a minute Pf: All you professor types are impossible
Sz: Because we believe in the impossible, that is Hol: I'll tell you what IS impossible, not liking
Frio The Poodle, he's so cute!    

Frozenleafter Petalcloud hoiladoila:some flowers grow well indoors hoopsicircle:especialy plastic ones pepperfan:they're as unreal as the boyfriend who buys the real ones sulty zalty: you're right, we should all save money and never get married

Mistytryst Violetblossoms In Hazememory posypity: look where we've ended up whitebootsify: i know, as exhibits on display flaxlawna: moreso than the paintings are peachbubble: i say we go all minimal and flee felicitous: fleas are things that never flee, they're a deal to get rid of in Summer blooshinblush: just as well its still winter blush flighty: i know its nice and warm in here iffafliff: that's art. its part of the installation.