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I: Art is trying to sell something that no-one wants to buy Fx: Until you put a million pound price tag on it and then there's a stampede to get hold of it. Fs: I heard a wheelbarrow of one pennies was sold for 40 million dollars last week Sz: I don't know about the exchange rates but that can't be a good deal Pf: I expect its an investment for the future so long as the copper doesn't rust Sz: You're always contradicting me Pf: What can I say? I have a great art for it.