Feli City Family Tree

  Roswell 17    Elfi Lady---------
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              Felicitous                Rosebeam   Higglesgiggle-------------------------------------
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                                                        Cherrybam  Lady Leggings---------             --- Poppy  Mammy
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                                                                  Whitebootsify               Peachbubble l         Posypity
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                                                                                                                Sdrawkcab  Pixiewell
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                                                                                                                           Flaxlawna

Signpost At The End Of The World

Fs: Its when the road runs out Pb: The edge of the space table Fs: Yes, the world is round, but the universe is flat Pb: And there's a man who lives in the flat above it.

About Me, View My Profile (All Four)

                                        Posypity             Whitebootsify            Flaxlawna            Felicitous
Gender                             Androgenous      Tomboy                    Human, girl          E.T.
                                         Alien                   Alien
                                                                                                                                                   
Residence                       Homeless            Spaceship                   Country House    On Another
                                                                                                                                   Planet
                                                                                                                                                     
Occupation                     Linguist               Pilot                           Unoccupied         Artist
                                                                                                                                                  
Films                              MissPotter         Westworld                   Sleuth                  Tintin
                                                                                                                                              
Books                             Ariel                    1984                      Portrait of a Lady     The Happy Prince
                                                                                                                                                               
Music                         Cocteau Twins         T.L.C.                        Cranes                  Warpaint
                                                                                                                                                    
Interests                        Inventing              Agony Aunt          Seeking Marriage       Coloring-in

Age                            Last Century       More This Century    Eighteen or 1800's     350 plus        
                                                                                   

Ask Whitebootsi

Heraldry Hisshima asks: Should I cut the grass on my lawn even shorter, its not quite dead yet?

Whitebootsify: The current trend is to cut it concrete-short, so why not concrete it over. You can
grow cars there instead of flowers. Most ex-lawns are sure to fit 2 or 3. 4 with the new sparky-
eco cars- The 'bizzybees'.

Reply: Thanx, so much, I'm bringing the combine harvester out at this very moment. I keep it in
the shed you know. I'll have it all colored grey in no time. Heraldry.

You sound quite creative in your destruction. Posypity (team side-kick)

Wandilly Wanonewan asks: Should I go out with an umbrella when there's litening been forecast.
I am English don't you know.

Whitebootsify: You could go out in a hoodie instead. But then you run the risk of not being deemed
a quaint lady.

I'd team it up with a tiara and then there's a chance I could be mistaken for Kate Middleton. Posypity.

Reply: Thanks for the advice. I've opted for a mesh muslin snood. I hope I won't be mistaken for
a wife of a footballer, but then again the Cheshire set is quite first division. Wandilly.

Iffy Vs Sulty Zalty

To the Right:

Iffafliff: Want to know what's in space
Sulty: I'd say its quite an unreadable face
Iffafliff: I wish to see the center of star
Sulty: You could do that in a bulletproof car
Iffafliff: Or open up my room on the moon
Sulty: To most its merely a reflection in spoon
Iffafliff: Maybe I'll land on a planet out there
Sulty: I'd send you a text but I don't realy care.

New Brite Wave

Fs: Peachies been at my felt tips again Hol: Looks like she ran them out Fs: Just as well I like crayoning
in so much Hol: Those never run out Fs: No, but they can snap. And I have been known to 'run out' on
them when they make ME snap.

Nuts & Bolts

Bb: I've taken apart a spaceship and put it back together again Bf: Is that when we evacuated via
the escape pod Bb: Yes, I put that back together too Bf: Is that why we ended up on Earth? I'd
packed for a picnic on Mars Bb: You've met Flaxlawna haven't you? Have a picnic with her.
Bf: Flaxlawna who? Bb: Oh, now I know you're in love with her!

Peachy Vs. Whitebootsify

To the Right:

W: Spaceship's got me wanting to drive it well
Pb: Being on earth I just can't tell
W: How fast the world is moving
Pb: Of all this gravity I aint approving
W: Got to get me up in the stars
Pb: I'll be jailbreaking thru moonbars
W: See ya y'all as I fly away
Pb: Going so fast into yesterday's day.

Tablecloth

Pb: I never notice the table cloth Fs: Just the tomato sauce on it Pb: I don't squirt it deliberately
Fs: That's a shame cos it looks like modern art Pb: Well, maybe I don't understand my own
genius Fs: Anyone would have to be a genius to understand anything about us at all.

Spacebus Window

Fx: I've never caught the bus Fs: Me neither. I go everywhere by spacecraft Fx: I like to ride. My
horsey's probably wondering where I am by now Fs: I'm like that with the planet Pluto. I haven't
visited for oh so long Fx: Since you last went its no longer a planet anymore Fs: Why, what happened
to it? Did a bit of it fall off?

Directionless

Sz: Static always requires movement to succeed Pf: Exactly, heat is momentum Sz: I wonder if
we're scientists Pf: Because we can fly about the stars? Sz: Yes, but we can't make a cup of coffee.

Invading Space Station

W: We'll soon be bringing Felivision to everyone Fs: I'm going to have my own crayoning-in channel
Pb: I'll be there to make sure you don't go outside the lines Fx: I'd like my own elocution channel,
or one on deportment Pp: I've already got mine going. Nobody's watching tho. I: Nobody's watching
this. That doesn't stop us talking.

Diamondhouse

Hol: I'd like to live in a diamond house, but I fear its too expensive Fx: Its not all its cracked up to be
Hol: Oh, I was forgetting you have diamonds to burn Fx: I don't think you can burn them; burning
them's how they're made Hol: I burn toast Fx: Well, that does make carbon, so you're a millionth of
the way there Hol: Millionth? I'd rather have your millions tho. 

Frozen Ice Cream Map

W: No-one will know the way to here Pb: We'll soon eat it up Fs: It'll be an ex-map Pb: We'll be extra fat Pp: Its a shame we don't know the way. We could have done with working it off Fx: We could go
on a walk to Mars instead W: That'll only take us five minutes. 

Ice Melt

W: The sun these days could melt any ice given half the chance Pp: Given a quarter of a chance. Fx: In
any quarter! Pb: Good job we don't live in Antarctica. Fs: I know. Its freezing there!

Spanish Fan

I: Fans are cool Hop: I think they're hot Hol: They're hot at the start and cool by the end W: I'm not
a fan Fx: I think they're fantastic.

Time Machine

Fx: We used to call these phoneboxes Bb: They're transportation cubes where we come from Fx: As in
cubicals? Bb: I suppose Fx: Suppose we could stay still and make the whole universe travel Bb: That's
what happens when the spaceships come to earth Fx: And those who believe in them are said to leave  earth Bb: They're not believed then? Fx: Good for you we're not. You can travel round freely. Bb: Yes,
in air and underwater Fx: You'll have to show me your base on the sea bed sometime Bb: It'll be revealed soon when the sea disappears Fx: I heard that was being investigated by Jane's Detective Agency Bb: The level's going to go rite down after all the time going up. Fx: The earthquake will
act as a plughole unblocked, I know. 

Edge Of Road

Bruised Ecrue

The Lavendar Field

I: Faded things are inventions of the brite Pf: That's deep. How long did it take you to think that up? I: As long as it took me to sprinkle out this laburnum tree Pf: Its very abstract I: Yes, to get it 'deep' I first had to sprinkle it out shallow Pf: That doesn't make sense on the face of it, but the somehow it does I: That's art then. 

Smiling Iceberg

Fx: I hear Antarctica's melting tho I: Well, this is a warm world Fx: And yet, compared to some, its a
cold world too I: Well, I'm not going to set feet on the sun, so its hardly what I'd call a world.

Pluto's Diary

I; Don't read diaries Pb; Me neither, especialy when I write it I: Can't comment. Pb'; I can't either. I've
discontinued mine.

Feli Rules

I: Feli is the most adventurous E.T. after all Pb: Even if her flag is difficult to see I: Yes, its surprising
that, being that its so brite I: You know how brite she is on brite colors these days Pb: Yes, its her new
illumination I: Funny how her illumination can leave you blind tho, leave you in the dark Pb: Yes, I
prescribe glasses; sunglasses, not 3D ones. 

Galaxy Smiling

Bf: I'm always happy in space Bb: The sun always has me smiling Hol: I find the darkness a little
gloomy sometimes Sz: That's what's the matter with dark matter Fs: Its much briter than the black
holes tho Fx: I'm glad we had earth in the first place Pp: Yes, but now you've seen its just a stepping
stone Fx: I know. Its just us earthlings are not very good at building ladders.

Feli's Quilt

Pb: Its very colorful Fs: Its very comfortable Pb: I can imagine Fs: You haven't been borrowing it have
you? Pb: I thought you wouldn't have missed it. It was after your full half hour of sleep, when you'd finished with it Fs: And did it work then? Pb: No, I only got 25 minutes, and that's no good for non-ET's.

Star Motorbike

W: I like space wheels best Fx: I like horse power of the equine variety Pp: Its good to have variety, to
have the choice W: Motorbike is better than taking a hike I: Hiking's good for the health W: Yes, only
don't fall off a cliff tho.