Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Ask Whitebootsi

Heraldry Hisshima asks: Should I cut the grass on my lawn even shorter, its not quite dead yet?

Whitebootsify: The current trend is to cut it concrete-short, so why not concrete it over. You can
grow cars there instead of flowers. Most ex-lawns are sure to fit 2 or 3. 4 with the new sparky-
eco cars- The 'bizzybees'.

Reply: Thanx, so much, I'm bringing the combine harvester out at this very moment. I keep it in
the shed you know. I'll have it all colored grey in no time. Heraldry.

You sound quite creative in your destruction. Posypity (team side-kick)

Wandilly Wanonewan asks: Should I go out with an umbrella when there's litening been forecast.
I am English don't you know.

Whitebootsify: You could go out in a hoodie instead. But then you run the risk of not being deemed
a quaint lady.

I'd team it up with a tiara and then there's a chance I could be mistaken for Kate Middleton. Posypity.

Reply: Thanks for the advice. I've opted for a mesh muslin snood. I hope I won't be mistaken for
a wife of a footballer, but then again the Cheshire set is quite first division. Wandilly.

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