An unidentified flying omelete was spotted this morning in Warwick-shire, England.
Farmer Barley-Bill, doubling as the local scarecrow noticed the object spinning in
the sky before leaving for his cheese and pickle breakfast. Says Mr. Bill 'it were rite
proper weird an' put me in mind for lunch'. Mr. Bill is regarded as a quite reliable
judge concerning winged things of the feathered variety but he did also report a blackbird
of the aeroplane kind in the area that cannot be verified, so his sitings have been viewed
with scepticism. Police and the F.B.I. who are currently over here to enjoy festivities
have urged Mr. Bill and others to have their eyes trained on the 2p.m flotilla in London.
In travel news there are road blocks diverting traffic near Water Orton. A dumper truck
fair spilled its load of a billion little union jack flags. Arch royalists are currently picking
them up in haste in time to see what Kate Middleton is wearing.
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