Ransom Response

 We have dispatched the surprise donuts and we pray you did not want them strawberry
jam filled as opposed to having a hole in the middle of them. We chose that variety to
save on postage and they're also quite anti-calorific. We do have a few other swaps for
the E.T. namely a space blanket or rug that is second only in sacredness to us than the
E.T. herself. She will be cold without it but not as sad as we without her. You could
maybe extract the rug's DNA and then perhaps build a spaceship of your own from the
data. It will only take you a million years. Failing that we may have to enforce a full
alien invasion whereby you would be glad to use the E.T. as a bargaining tool yourself.
To avoid the falling giant marshmallows we feel sure you will meet us over toasted
marshmallows on Water Orton green (there is space for us to land there) at the time
when the rest of the nation is watching some queenie float on a barge.

                                                                 Yours, Peachbubble (acting Crayonmistress)

P.S. My main reason for wanting the E.T. back is that I haven't the Art.