Future Feli Lympians

Art Gallery Jan(itor): Where is everyone? Van Gogh: Dunno. Jan: Artists don't use many words.
How about you? Leonardo: Ditto. Jan: Well, now my cleaning's finished. So I quitto.

Feli Lympics Opening Ceremony

Fs: Too bad Frio the dog ran in front of the cyclists today Pb: Yes, Flaxlawna should have
kept it on a lead I: Hang on, I'm on the phone to her now. What's that? She says it wasn't
Frio, but  Mrs. Primsunday's dog that a Lord Slimly was looking for Pb: Hmmm weird! I
wonder how Bootsie and Posy are getting on in those Wenlock and Mandeville suits
Fs: Yes, I haven't seen them all day. I watched the Sand Spacehopping, the Outdoor Darts,
and the Horse Taming. No site of them at all! 

Olympic Popcorn

W: Flame looked like the afterburners on my ship Pp: Still, best bit was Flaxlawna. Who'd
have thout she'd have lit the flame W; Yeah, she probably got there down to her riding
exploits Pp: Nominated by Kate Middleton, no doubt W: I wasn't available. Spaceships
aren't in the Olympics. 

Feli Lympics (6)

Old Sport Cycling
New Sport Icicling  Cyclists set off in any direction they like in a race to find
an icicle. The first to do so wins. No piggy backs.

Feli Lympics (5)

Flaxlawna's looking forward to seeing David Walliams lite the Olympic flame.

Feli Lympics (4)

Bootsie and Posy are trying on their new suits for the first time.

Feli Lympics (3)

Old Sport Clay Pigeon Shooting
New Sport Trash Laptop Rebooting   The aim of the sport is for competitors to run up
the Trash hill and bring as many computers back to life in the allotted hour.

Feli Lympics (2)

Old Sport Badminton
New Sport Goodminton  The object of the game is to measure how hi a shuttlecock
can be hit and still land 'in'. A best attempt per rally sport, preferably played outdoors
on a tennis court.

Feli Lympics (1)

Old Sport Athletics
New Sport Gaffletics In each race the person making the false start each time
goes thru to the next round until one is left who is eliminated and so on.                         
                                                    

Technological Tiddlywinks

Fs: Looks like Germany won this game Frio:                        Fs: Gone to sleep? Hey, Flaxy
where d'you come from? Fx: The ball at Lady Mishap's place. Only I wasn't having one
Frio:                             Fx: Oh, that reminds me, the dogs wanted back home Fs: Well, its
good news then if you're flying him home. He already seems heavily sedated. Fx: O.K. I'll
do that and you carry on watching your Olympics Fs: Yes, next its the hundred meters UNDER
hurdles Fx: Sounds more dangeros.

Tracing Caper

Frio: Hmeeeeee Fs: Yes, who else would it be? Frio: Woof yap woof yap woof yap
Fs: Oh, trying out a song? I'll have to introduce you to Posy Frio: Hrrrerrr yap
Frio: Mixed feelings eh? I can see what you mean. Her blog is kinda a mishmash.
Wonder how Flaxyflax is getting on in Royal Berkshire? Guess I'd better wash the
dog dishes before she gets back. Frio: Hyimm yimm yimm Fs: O you've licked
them clean again. I'll do them tomorrow.

Armageddon Comet

Fs: Its lonely with me and a dog in an art gallery Frio: Phewwww Phewwwww Fs: Yeah,
you sleep....like the rest of the planet.....Whatever happens the future will be crayoned in....
and like crayons it can't be rubbed out. Frio: Herrr woof Fs: Yer, that's rite.

Feli City Bus Station

Frio; Woof, woof, woof, woof woof Fs: Yeah, nothing changes Frio: Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap
Fs: What? This Doreen The Dogwalker Documentary on BigPig T.V? Frio: Woof woof Fs: Yeah,
does look like you doesn't it Frio: Rrrrrr woof! Fs: O the dog on here just got abducted by aliens. 

Snow On The Fence Post

Frio: Woof, woof Fs: You will have to learn another language Frio: Bruuuuaaaarrrrr Fs: Is that
French? Let me get my phrase book. If only Posy was here. She's the linguist Frio: Woof, woof
whhhaaarrrr Fs: Or maybe I should call Doreen the Dogwalker now Frio: Heeyhhhooooo
Fs: That's better. Good dog. 

Blood Of The Robot

Fs: Don't know where everyone's gone Frio The Dog: Woof, woof Fs: Exactly! Feels like
you're talking to yourself Frio The Dog: Woof Fs: Yes, you're conversation's a bit limited
I see Frio The Dog: Woof, woof,woof Fs: You're very talkative I'll give you that. What
d'you think of the picture Frio The Dog: Growwwlll! Fs: Yes, not one of my best. Good
you're expanding your vocabulary tho.  

Romantic Poet

Fx: Posy writes poetry Fs: Now she's dabbling in songs Pb: As long as she's not singing dabbles
Fx: No that would be a dolphin Fs: Dolphins? Don't they squeak? Fx: O.K. Duck-billed platypus
......probably Pb: What are we talking about anyway?

Drapes Of Mercury

Fs: Been there Pb: Seen it W: Got the t-shirt Fx: Realy? W: In our branch of Next

78 Comets

Fx: Too many comets would put the Comet shop out of business Pb: They play havoc with the
electricity for sure Fx: Its kinda quiet around here, where's Bootsie? Pb: Oh, she's switched
channels with Posypity on some new blog they're on Fx: They'll be back to Feli before we
know it, everyone does Pb: Oh, they're not exclusive, they'll be moonliting for sure Fx: Like
the comets then.

Tiger's Eye

I: A tiger's a lion with stripes on Hop: Its true. They're never seen in the same place at the
same time Hol:They span two continents Pb: I didn't know their leap was that long! 

The Making Of Roses

Fx: Are flowers made out of blue blue sky? Pp: I think so, or, if not that, air W: I thought flowers
were made out of flour Pf: Those in cake decorations are Fx: Aren't they made from sugar? Pf: Er,
you know what I mean W: No, I don't know. Next you'll be telling us oranges aren't made out of
orange.

Spectral Chessboard

Sz: Sometimes I think chess is too easy Pb: In my case too easy to lose Hol: Like the game of life
Pb: I don't know that one, is it on sale? Sz: No, but, in it, we all are sold Pb: Are we still talking about
board games Hol: Who said chess was a board game at all Sz: Well, not just a board game, technicaly
it still is Hol: Yes, thank you professor Pb: Frankly, I'm nonplussed. Think we'd better publish.

Lock-Key To Rainbows

Fx: I like sunshine on a rainyday Fs: And rainshine on a sunnyday Pp: Both produce rainbows
Fs: And rainbows produce rainbows in the eyes Fx: At least for you, Felise, you're such a good
artist Fs: I'm trying to be not as good, I'm trying to be different Pp: Different can sometimes
take longer to get used to.

Frozengold In Skystorm

W: Space weather's always the worst Fs: It can make for good art tho Fx: Supernova eruptions are
quite super for sure W: Especialy when I blast thru them with my spaceship!

Green Planet

Fs: Made of Kryptonite apparently Fx: Simply super, I'd say Pb: Its coming off the page like someone
just drew it Pp: Someone just did, God.

Snow Picture

Pb: Snow changes I: Comes and goes Pb: What it will do next we don't know I: Are we writing a song? Pb: Dunno.

Digital Strawberry

I: Reception isn't very good on this t.v. set Hop: Don't think the reception will be very good for this
latest piece of Feli Artwork either I: Maybe her ariel's on the blink Hop: The one on top of her head?
I: Yes, its the only one she's got now since she's gone digital.

Waterprint Edge

W: When I want to do something I just dive in Pp: Except swim W: Yeah, can't do that Fx: How so?
W: We had flying classes, not swimming classes Pp: You see, on account of the marshmallow, there's not much chance of drowning. Fx: That's handy. 

Angel Trumpet

Fs: Not even Feli City lasts forever Pf: It doesn't exist even now. Remember the marshmallow mountains? Fs: Ah, yes, it exists in this blog tho Pf: Are we in a blog? I thought we were in an
art gallery Fs: Yes, but that's inside this blog too Pf: Sounds like an awfully tight fit Fs: Its like
the universe in a nutshell Pf: You mean its a horse chestnut? Fs: No, I mean its created out of
a grain of dust Pf: Ah, like a tree born of a seed. 

Coal Diamongold

Pp: Fire from the earth makes the diamond Fx: Then it reflects the heavens above Pp: One day you'll
win a diamond Fx: If ever I win the hand of a prince Pp: A prince of hearts could look like a pauper
Fx: I'd better save up my money for him then.

Red RiverGold

I: It takes a lot to sift for gold Sz: It drifts minutely thru the mountainside I: There's a thimbleful
amid the massiveness Sz: And yet it outshines I: Everything? Sz: Dulls everything else in
comparrison.

Drips Of Saturn

Pf: I went on holiday there once Hol: Realy? I don't think there's much atmosphere Pf: There's so
much going on tho. It runs rings round one Hol: Only one? Pf: Yes, I was the only one there, I like
the lonliness. Hol: Just as well with it being so unpopular Pf: If you mean its unspoilt, yes.

The Golden Glowbox

I: Sunlite creates gold Hop: Its a shame we can't keep it I: Silver we can have for ages. Apparently the
frost is coming back Hop: We've spent all our gold for the Summer then? I: The heatwave gobbled it
all up!

Frosty Map

Sz: This would be deemed a warm day in space Fx: Its a red ruby river thru a gold land, it gets kind
of cold at nite Pb: No wonder the desert's deserted Fx: In the day tho it is hot enough for desserts
Sz: Then it gets its just desserts then Pb: Is this Pun City? Fx: I don't know. Is that a new blog?
Sz: We're realy trying to draw away attention from the art work Pb: Yes, not one of Feli's better
efforts Fx: Are you sure its not one of your's Peachy?

Submarine-Goldfish House

Pb: I want to discover the earth underwater Bf: There isn't an Earth there Pb: There are the space bases,
the u.f.o. homes Bf: That have hardly been found Pb: Except for the fishing folk Bf: Just as well they've got goldfishes of memories. 

Submerge

I: Feli's back Hop: When she's good she's hard to look at I: Like the stars Hop: She shines as brite as them.

Feli's Liberation Song

Now that I am free again
and far away from men
Now that I'm an escapee
and thankful I am free

I'll raise a crayon and laugh
to return to Feli City's path
I,m thankful for the few that follow
and make me not feel so hollow

For I,m free
and I can be
again E.T.
and I can see
the sunrise
go all crayony
across the sky
on colors I can rely
I,m free to paint again
all happy
be free of a sigh
I,m free
and I,m glad that I can be me
I,ll show my Art
with all my heart
I,m free, thankful to be.

Golden Ore

Pb: Light can be extracted from the sun Hol: Yes, its made to make gold I believe Pb: Or the wings of
golden eagles in flite Hol: That's sunlite for you Pb: It makes me sunheavy on a very hot day tho
Hol: Yes, you can find yourseld dripping with sweat Pb: Its like the heatwave rain.

Feli's Scissors

I: The Galaxy sometimes gets a starcut Hop: Yes, shavings in that black hole Hol: I feel sorry for the
supernovas. As soon as they look good, they disappear I: Like a longhaired girl we don't recognise
for suddenly going short. Hop: From another point of view they sometimes look better tho. I: Yes,
the difference can be striking Hol: I thought we were talking about stars I: No, those who want to
look like them Hop: Yes, there are stars and there are STARS.

Continental Shift

Pf: So glad Feli's back from her jaunt thru the continent Sz: Even tho she did only see the inside
of a detention room Pf: We were detained also. In a state of limbo from wanting her back Sz: I
was thinking of bringing my time machine out early to rescue her Pf: Last time you did tho the
machine ended up on the moon in a million years time!

The Web I'm In

Pp: Space is a vaccuum we're stuck in Bf: We're waiting for others to catch up with us so we
can communicate Pp: I know. The earth hasn't discovered mental telepathy yet Bf: Except for
one thing. They can always tell when an admirer's looking at them from behind their back
Pp: Yes, people are suddenly aware when attraction's involved.

The Return Of Her Majesty

Big Boss: Put your crayons down and step back!!! We've got Kate Middleton's hat
distracting everyone, so no-one's going to save you.
Whitebootsi: Hand over Her Majesty!! Our Kate!
Flaxlawna: Hey, I'm OUR Kate Middleton.
Posypity: You're not quite as scrumptos.
Big Boss: If you want you little feller returned hand over the Panini sticker of the England badge!
Whitebootsi: I had to swap all my handsome Italians to get that so it'd better be enough.
Big Boss: No-one will stop me from being the first person to complete a sticker album
Flaxlawna: Its amazing what you do with your worldwide powers.
Big Boss: Here she comes with a letter excusing her from P.E. Swap it for the sticker in the
center ground.
Posypity: Oh, she doesn't have to do games at hi-school. She left 3 centuries ago.
Big Boss: Well, she'd better tell the registrar then and take back that library book on poverty. Its
a million dollars owing.
Whitebootsi: I'm with her now. Handover done!
Flaxlawna: Oh, great I can get back to going all goggly-eyed over Kate again.
Posypity: Sometimes I worry about you.
Flaxlawna: It is the queen's day.
Posypity: She isn't queen tho.
Flaxlawna: Is she not? 

News Report

 An unidentified flying omelete was spotted this morning in Warwick-shire, England.
Farmer Barley-Bill, doubling as the local scarecrow noticed the object spinning in
the sky before leaving for his cheese and pickle breakfast. Says Mr. Bill 'it were rite
proper weird an' put me in mind for lunch'. Mr. Bill is regarded as a quite reliable
judge concerning winged things of the feathered variety but he did also report a blackbird
of the aeroplane kind in the area that cannot be verified, so his sitings have been viewed
with scepticism. Police and the F.B.I. who are currently over here to enjoy festivities
have urged Mr. Bill and others to have their eyes trained on the 2p.m flotilla in London.
In travel news there are road blocks diverting traffic near Water Orton. A dumper truck
fair spilled its load of a billion little union jack flags. Arch royalists are currently picking
them up in haste in time to see what Kate Middleton is wearing.    

God Save The Queen

Ransom Response

 We have dispatched the surprise donuts and we pray you did not want them strawberry
jam filled as opposed to having a hole in the middle of them. We chose that variety to
save on postage and they're also quite anti-calorific. We do have a few other swaps for
the E.T. namely a space blanket or rug that is second only in sacredness to us than the
E.T. herself. She will be cold without it but not as sad as we without her. You could
maybe extract the rug's DNA and then perhaps build a spaceship of your own from the
data. It will only take you a million years. Failing that we may have to enforce a full
alien invasion whereby you would be glad to use the E.T. as a bargaining tool yourself.
To avoid the falling giant marshmallows we feel sure you will meet us over toasted
marshmallows on Water Orton green (there is space for us to land there) at the time
when the rest of the nation is watching some queenie float on a barge.

                                                                 Yours, Peachbubble (acting Crayonmistress)

P.S. My main reason for wanting the E.T. back is that I haven't the Art. 

Polite Notice

 Unfortunately Felice has been taken hostage by the American government and is currently
under severe questioning being denied the delites of jelly and ice cream. She is said to be
under suicide watch and most shockingly has had her crayons taken away from her.
 We pray for our brave Felicitous and hope she will not reveal the whereabouts of
Whitebootsi's spaceship (The Sebastian Vettel) in its base under the sea (oops!) With
the engine behind this blog under rusty lock and key we shall struggle to continue. Peachbubble
will be awarded the Crayon of Succession in the absence of our coloring-in queen. We pray
that Peachy doesn't crayon outside the lines in the absence of our little great one.

Feli City Family Tree

  Roswell 17    Elfi Lady---------
                     l                             l
                     l                             l
              Felicitous                Rosebeam   Higglesgiggle-------------------------------------
                                                                l                                                                        l
                                                                l                                                                        l
                                                        Cherrybam  Lady Leggings---------             --- Poppy  Mammy
                                                                           l                                    l            l                l
                                                                           l                                    l            l                l
                                                                  Whitebootsify               Peachbubble l         Posypity
                                                                                                                             l
                                                                                                                Sdrawkcab  Pixiewell
                                                                                                                                  l
                                                                                                                                  l
                                                                                                                           Flaxlawna

Signpost At The End Of The World

Fs: Its when the road runs out Pb: The edge of the space table Fs: Yes, the world is round, but the universe is flat Pb: And there's a man who lives in the flat above it.

About Me, View My Profile (All Four)

                                        Posypity             Whitebootsify            Flaxlawna            Felicitous
Gender                             Androgenous      Tomboy                    Human, girl          E.T.
                                         Alien                   Alien
                                                                                                                                                   
Residence                       Homeless            Spaceship                   Country House    On Another
                                                                                                                                   Planet
                                                                                                                                                     
Occupation                     Linguist               Pilot                           Unoccupied         Artist
                                                                                                                                                  
Films                              MissPotter         Westworld                   Sleuth                  Tintin
                                                                                                                                              
Books                             Ariel                    1984                      Portrait of a Lady     The Happy Prince
                                                                                                                                                               
Music                         Cocteau Twins         T.L.C.                        Cranes                  Warpaint
                                                                                                                                                    
Interests                        Inventing              Agony Aunt          Seeking Marriage       Coloring-in

Age                            Last Century       More This Century    Eighteen or 1800's     350 plus        
                                                                                   

Ask Whitebootsi

Heraldry Hisshima asks: Should I cut the grass on my lawn even shorter, its not quite dead yet?

Whitebootsify: The current trend is to cut it concrete-short, so why not concrete it over. You can
grow cars there instead of flowers. Most ex-lawns are sure to fit 2 or 3. 4 with the new sparky-
eco cars- The 'bizzybees'.

Reply: Thanx, so much, I'm bringing the combine harvester out at this very moment. I keep it in
the shed you know. I'll have it all colored grey in no time. Heraldry.

You sound quite creative in your destruction. Posypity (team side-kick)

Wandilly Wanonewan asks: Should I go out with an umbrella when there's litening been forecast.
I am English don't you know.

Whitebootsify: You could go out in a hoodie instead. But then you run the risk of not being deemed
a quaint lady.

I'd team it up with a tiara and then there's a chance I could be mistaken for Kate Middleton. Posypity.

Reply: Thanks for the advice. I've opted for a mesh muslin snood. I hope I won't be mistaken for
a wife of a footballer, but then again the Cheshire set is quite first division. Wandilly.

Iffy Vs Sulty Zalty

To the Right:

Iffafliff: Want to know what's in space
Sulty: I'd say its quite an unreadable face
Iffafliff: I wish to see the center of star
Sulty: You could do that in a bulletproof car
Iffafliff: Or open up my room on the moon
Sulty: To most its merely a reflection in spoon
Iffafliff: Maybe I'll land on a planet out there
Sulty: I'd send you a text but I don't realy care.

New Brite Wave

Fs: Peachies been at my felt tips again Hol: Looks like she ran them out Fs: Just as well I like crayoning
in so much Hol: Those never run out Fs: No, but they can snap. And I have been known to 'run out' on
them when they make ME snap.

Nuts & Bolts

Bb: I've taken apart a spaceship and put it back together again Bf: Is that when we evacuated via
the escape pod Bb: Yes, I put that back together too Bf: Is that why we ended up on Earth? I'd
packed for a picnic on Mars Bb: You've met Flaxlawna haven't you? Have a picnic with her.
Bf: Flaxlawna who? Bb: Oh, now I know you're in love with her!

Peachy Vs. Whitebootsify

To the Right:

W: Spaceship's got me wanting to drive it well
Pb: Being on earth I just can't tell
W: How fast the world is moving
Pb: Of all this gravity I aint approving
W: Got to get me up in the stars
Pb: I'll be jailbreaking thru moonbars
W: See ya y'all as I fly away
Pb: Going so fast into yesterday's day.

Tablecloth

Pb: I never notice the table cloth Fs: Just the tomato sauce on it Pb: I don't squirt it deliberately
Fs: That's a shame cos it looks like modern art Pb: Well, maybe I don't understand my own
genius Fs: Anyone would have to be a genius to understand anything about us at all.

Spacebus Window

Fx: I've never caught the bus Fs: Me neither. I go everywhere by spacecraft Fx: I like to ride. My
horsey's probably wondering where I am by now Fs: I'm like that with the planet Pluto. I haven't
visited for oh so long Fx: Since you last went its no longer a planet anymore Fs: Why, what happened
to it? Did a bit of it fall off?

Directionless

Sz: Static always requires movement to succeed Pf: Exactly, heat is momentum Sz: I wonder if
we're scientists Pf: Because we can fly about the stars? Sz: Yes, but we can't make a cup of coffee.

Invading Space Station

W: We'll soon be bringing Felivision to everyone Fs: I'm going to have my own crayoning-in channel
Pb: I'll be there to make sure you don't go outside the lines Fx: I'd like my own elocution channel,
or one on deportment Pp: I've already got mine going. Nobody's watching tho. I: Nobody's watching
this. That doesn't stop us talking.

Diamondhouse

Hol: I'd like to live in a diamond house, but I fear its too expensive Fx: Its not all its cracked up to be
Hol: Oh, I was forgetting you have diamonds to burn Fx: I don't think you can burn them; burning
them's how they're made Hol: I burn toast Fx: Well, that does make carbon, so you're a millionth of
the way there Hol: Millionth? I'd rather have your millions tho. 

Frozen Ice Cream Map

W: No-one will know the way to here Pb: We'll soon eat it up Fs: It'll be an ex-map Pb: We'll be extra fat Pp: Its a shame we don't know the way. We could have done with working it off Fx: We could go
on a walk to Mars instead W: That'll only take us five minutes. 

Ice Melt

W: The sun these days could melt any ice given half the chance Pp: Given a quarter of a chance. Fx: In
any quarter! Pb: Good job we don't live in Antarctica. Fs: I know. Its freezing there!

Spanish Fan

I: Fans are cool Hop: I think they're hot Hol: They're hot at the start and cool by the end W: I'm not
a fan Fx: I think they're fantastic.

Time Machine

Fx: We used to call these phoneboxes Bb: They're transportation cubes where we come from Fx: As in
cubicals? Bb: I suppose Fx: Suppose we could stay still and make the whole universe travel Bb: That's
what happens when the spaceships come to earth Fx: And those who believe in them are said to leave  earth Bb: They're not believed then? Fx: Good for you we're not. You can travel round freely. Bb: Yes,
in air and underwater Fx: You'll have to show me your base on the sea bed sometime Bb: It'll be revealed soon when the sea disappears Fx: I heard that was being investigated by Jane's Detective Agency Bb: The level's going to go rite down after all the time going up. Fx: The earthquake will
act as a plughole unblocked, I know. 

Edge Of Road

Bruised Ecrue

The Lavendar Field

I: Faded things are inventions of the brite Pf: That's deep. How long did it take you to think that up? I: As long as it took me to sprinkle out this laburnum tree Pf: Its very abstract I: Yes, to get it 'deep' I first had to sprinkle it out shallow Pf: That doesn't make sense on the face of it, but the somehow it does I: That's art then. 

Smiling Iceberg

Fx: I hear Antarctica's melting tho I: Well, this is a warm world Fx: And yet, compared to some, its a
cold world too I: Well, I'm not going to set feet on the sun, so its hardly what I'd call a world.